Kelly Green
Hi again! This is Kevin, and I guess you're one of those who are anxious to hear what happened to my son after the aliens returned him. Am I right or am I right? Yeah, I thought as much; we get a lot of people like you. But hey, I'll tell you - for the right price. Now cough up those simoleons!
Remember me telling you about Connor and his girl? Well, she's another who knows the worth of a simoleon. They were married in a small quiet ceremony - can't have a big wedding when the groom has a huge belly and waddles around like a duck, now can you? Nicole was sensible about the whole thing; I like her.
Anyway, Connor had himself a little girl. No, I'm not telling you any grisly details, so get over it. He had a daughter, and he named her Kelly, 'cause she's green and all. Get it? Kelly green? Ha ha! The kid has these huge black eyes, and no nose to speak of, but aside from that, she's cute. Connor and Nicole both dote on her. Quiet the happy little family, eh?
She's smart too, Kelly, learned to walk and talk and go potty in no time. Seems like there's no end to her energy - we barely put her down in her crib before she was up again, wanting to play with her peg-in-box toy, you know the one. And she sure loves playing with her daddy.
I can't get over how fast kids grow up these days. We all gathered together for Kelly's birthday, and watched her grow up into a child. Then we had the headmaster of the local private school over for dinner the very next night, and she was admitted; well, of course she was - we're one of the oldest and richest families in Prosperity! Old BJ Ryan seemed very impressed by the house - it is pretty nice, if I say so myself. Designed it all by myself, then rebuilt it a bit when we had more money and there weren't four little ones around anymore.
Speaking of the lean old days - my pop's ghost made quite a nuisance of himself one night not so long ago. See, I'd been working out with Melissa's punching bag, to stay in shape, and I'd lost track of time, I guess. So it was real dark when I quit, and all I could think about was getting upstairs to bed, you know? That's when he appeared, scaring me so bad I passed out on the spot. When I came to again a few minutes later, he was still there, hovering over me, and scared me again! I tell you true, it was like he was trying to kill me! Three or four times in a row he scared me that night, and I'm not sure he'd've stopped at that except it was getting light out, and he needed to get back to the other side.
That's all for now. Go on with you, you've had your true life story - now get out of here! My wife's waiting for me, and if you had a wife like mine, you wouldn't want to keep her waiting either!
Kevin - reached top of second career, Celebrity Chef
Nicole - fulfilled impossible want, earn 100 000
Remember me telling you about Connor and his girl? Well, she's another who knows the worth of a simoleon. They were married in a small quiet ceremony - can't have a big wedding when the groom has a huge belly and waddles around like a duck, now can you? Nicole was sensible about the whole thing; I like her.
Anyway, Connor had himself a little girl. No, I'm not telling you any grisly details, so get over it. He had a daughter, and he named her Kelly, 'cause she's green and all. Get it? Kelly green? Ha ha! The kid has these huge black eyes, and no nose to speak of, but aside from that, she's cute. Connor and Nicole both dote on her. Quiet the happy little family, eh?
She's smart too, Kelly, learned to walk and talk and go potty in no time. Seems like there's no end to her energy - we barely put her down in her crib before she was up again, wanting to play with her peg-in-box toy, you know the one. And she sure loves playing with her daddy.
I can't get over how fast kids grow up these days. We all gathered together for Kelly's birthday, and watched her grow up into a child. Then we had the headmaster of the local private school over for dinner the very next night, and she was admitted; well, of course she was - we're one of the oldest and richest families in Prosperity! Old BJ Ryan seemed very impressed by the house - it is pretty nice, if I say so myself. Designed it all by myself, then rebuilt it a bit when we had more money and there weren't four little ones around anymore.
Speaking of the lean old days - my pop's ghost made quite a nuisance of himself one night not so long ago. See, I'd been working out with Melissa's punching bag, to stay in shape, and I'd lost track of time, I guess. So it was real dark when I quit, and all I could think about was getting upstairs to bed, you know? That's when he appeared, scaring me so bad I passed out on the spot. When I came to again a few minutes later, he was still there, hovering over me, and scared me again! I tell you true, it was like he was trying to kill me! Three or four times in a row he scared me that night, and I'm not sure he'd've stopped at that except it was getting light out, and he needed to get back to the other side.
That's all for now. Go on with you, you've had your true life story - now get out of here! My wife's waiting for me, and if you had a wife like mine, you wouldn't want to keep her waiting either!
Kevin - reached top of second career, Celebrity Chef
Nicole - fulfilled impossible want, earn 100 000
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