Notches In The Bedpost

My first conquest was Alec, the llama mascot. He's not bad looking under that suit!

Then there was Professor Dorian. Seducing him sure helped me get good grades, I tell you!

Number three was Ash, the first guy I woohooed with.

Professor Camryn was next, first female on the list. (I didn't want to be unfair, you know. Why keep myself to one of the professors, when I could have both?)

Then April. Not the prettiest girl I ever met, but honestly, who cares about looks? She wouldn't woohoo, though - it took me forever to get her into bed, not until I had my own place. Maybe she was afraid someone would overhear us. (Well, they probably would've.)

Number six was Tosha the cheerleader. I love her long red hair - although honestly, I think it's dyed. She's got these dark roots...


Then Christian, another redhead. I've always had a soft spot for red hair; maybe it comes from being the only darkhaired sim in the family. Whatever.

Eight was Kacper, I think. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was next. He just wasn't very memorable.

Number nine was Sabastian, another mascot. Llama, of course - I do have my standards.

Then I celebrated my graduation by making Lexie the cheerleader my tenth lover. Go me!


My first after moving into my own home was Heath, mascot number three.

Then Andrzej. Another ugly sim, frankly, but as I said before, looks aren't everything. Nudge nudge, wink wink. Say no more!

Dagmar the mail lady was another shy one, but I won her over in the end. Had to do some damage control after she caught me woohooing with...


Carol Johnson. My first married sim! Also the mother of my new roomie Colin, but I sure hope he doesn't know about me and his mom. I try to be discreet - when there's reason to be, anyway.

After Carol came Manuel. That was after I was promoted to Visionary - we had ourselves a nice little celebration...

Starla, an old college friend.


Then there was Milton Carr - ah, now we're talking. Another romantic, so he understands what it's all about. Gorgeous, too, and young!

Goopy was next. He's a nice guy, really, although I wish he had a bit more fashion sense. I've tried to talk to him about it, but he just shrugs and says if people can't take him as he is, he doesn't want them in his life anyway. He's got a point there.

And then finally - Nery, number 20! A streaker from college; Colin introduced us. (Guess he's good for something...)


Wait a moment, that only adds up to 19. I'm sure Nery was number 20! Who did I forget?

Ah, yes, of course - Derek. I'm not sure where on the list he belongs. We fooled around a bit when we were teenagers, but then in college he fell in love with Laura, and we stayed friends. The first time he came to see me in my new home, though, we got a bit carried away...



Deirdre - reached top of first career, Visionary; fulfilled LTW, 20 lovers
Colin - reached top of first career, Mayor